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Saturday, 11 May 2013

ANNIE ARKWRIGHT'S NEW JOB

Meet a friend of mine.  Annie Arkwright from Accrington, in Lancashire. Those of you who followed my other blog pollyluvspainting will have already met her. I aplogise for the Lancashire dialect I have written in, to some of you it may seem like a foreign language.

Annie worked in t'local library. Unobtrusively working her socks off, till one day she came across 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and thought it were an art book on colour mixing, but it weren't it were about sinful sex!  It changed her life, eeh ecky thump by gum it did!  Prim Annie joined a dating agency and met many a twerp.  Now of an evening, she's gorra new job as a lucious life model at Accrington Community Centre.  All the folk think she's a reet grand model as she's a fine figure of a woman!  Who is that painting his heart out? All agog? Could it be Woody has found out who the woman walking through the woods is. Is he stalking Annie.  Woody Eckerslyke!



To read more about Annie and my other friends go to my other blog pollyluvspainting and click on the label 'friends of mine'.  You will meet Fag Ash Lil, Woody's brothers and cousin, Willie Eckerslyke, Kenny Eckerslyke and Diddy Eckerslyke and a few more.  They are quite a mixed bunch.

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  1. I'm so pleased Annie's found herself a modelling job - love the wellies!
    Look forward to seeing if the romance develops :-)

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    1. She was asking about you the other day. She went to see your painting of the tiger at Keswick. She said it was Purrfect.

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  2. Awww bless her. She could do with getting a bit of sun to those ample buttocks - they glow in the dark LOL

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    1. She is probably into sunbathing in the nuddie now, needs loads of lotion though for that bum!

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  3. ...Never stop reading , it can lead to so much :-)) Love your humoristic watercolor, made me laugh out loud :-)

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    1. Glad a made you laugh. Hope you're having a lovely weekend.

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  4. Read this out to my hubby just now, he thinks you're a nutter too! Very funny Polly!

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    1. Nuts, me? You must be joking! Glad you enjoyed it.

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  5. Funny Polly :) Love the watercolor!!

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    1. Just something different to paint for a change. Hope I made you smile. :)

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  6. hahahahhaaha so funny Polly...great job!

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    1. Glad I brought a chuckle to your tum.

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  7. Hi, Polly, I love this post and the drawing!! Please pass my best wishes to Polly. Come over!! We happily welcome her as a life drawing model. In Sydney, you'll find so many "sociolects." So, Polly never surprises me. Her English sounds sooo beautiful!!
    Cheers, wink,wink, Sadami

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    1. Yes I think she would be perfect for you to paint! I will pass on your message to her. It is a funny accent that she has, and I am from what was Lancashire at one time, so I have a slightly broad accent, like Annie. Glad you enjoyed my post. Annie may appear another day. :)

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  8. c'est un dessin très sympathique.

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  9. Now dear Polly - this one made me smile. Thanks for introducing me to one of your friends!!

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